Friday, November 26, 2010
Our Turkey Day
Mom: Stop arguing. It's Thanksgiving! Today's supposed to be all about Jesus!
Me: No, it's about pilgrims killing indians. How does that have anything to do with Jesus?
Anonymous Family Member: I've got to go to the restroom. Sorry if that's gross, but my stomach's cramping.
Dad: What did they eat??
Nana: It's just the excitement of the day.
Me: Is that what you do when you're excited?!
Mitchell: I'm also thankful for crucifixion-
Me: Just crucifixion in general or a specific one?
Nathan (my uncle): Well, I'm thankful for the hangman's noose.
Me: The guillotine!
Nathan: Yes, the guillotine, the electric chair, lethal injections...
Have a great holiday weekend with your own quirky families! I'm rather amused by my own.